I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via foramesslikeme)

maturebitch: Me?? :P


date duh sAM YOU’RE A BABE

Woo!! Guys True thinks I’m a babe!! #lifemade

Next hundred promo



So I just hit 4.6k and I think that’s a reason for a promo.

-Must be following me(gh0stz)
-You can Like. Reblogs get more attention though
-Must get 70 notes
-I’ll pick after work

Good luck everyone!

Picking right now! LAST CHANCE